another stolen paragraph

"He speculates that I am on the verge of jumping his bones mo-mo style, but I doubt he will be so lucky. What? Have I forsaken my asexuality for companionship? Damn wishful thinking. I still remain a bitter old hag in the form of a 24 year old female. Furthermore, my wisdom dictates that a relationship will complicate my life. This is why I have a cat – just getting a head start on my future which I’m remarkably getting more complacent with. I more or less just want to be hugged. It’s cold in my room."

i hate cats. and am not asexual.

otherwise, lalala....